Before and After the Marriage

Before Marriage

Husb: Ah.. At last. I can hardly wail!
Wife: Do you want me to leave
Husb: NO! Don't even think about it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husb: Of course! Always have and always will.
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husb: No! Why are you asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husb: Every chance i get.
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husb: Hell NO!  Are you crazy?
Wife: Can i trust you?
Husb: Yes
Wife: Darling..

After Marriage(read from bottom to the top)